Deoderant is not tasty

I was out running errands, grabbed for my little box of tic tacs and suddenly my mouth was all cakey and dried up! OMG what is happening?! I look down to see my little travel deoderant managed to crumble all over everything in my purse. I must have dropped a piece in my mouth

I considered calling poison control. But even I couldnt justify eating deoderant. I decided to wait and see if i would die. I'm still alive so thats good. i guess.

Then i get home to inspect my mouth and i managed to scratch my head with my newly growing nails! (I am finally conquering my nail biting!!) and i drew blood. I felt a sting and looked up a few seconds later to see a little trickle of blood.

Why is this happening to me!? I swear I couldnt make this up if i tried.

After stopping my bleeder and attacking my mouth with tooth paste and mouth wash just incase, I remembered I needed to drop some more forms off in town. I love this area of town because it is so....different. Without all the cars driving through it looks like a quaint old town with cute little store fronts lining the road ,shaded by trees.

Apparentlymy bad luck decided to follow me. I happened to miss out on any close parking so i parked down a side alley. As I am stepping over pot holes and making my way to my destination, I was nearly run down by UPS! The lovely driver missed the entrance he was aiming for and ended up hopping the curb 2 feet from me. Had i not haulted and jumped back, I would probably be a pancake. He didnt even slow down. ASS.

Dropped papers off, watched especiallyfor evil UPS man lurking. I was paying so much attention to not getting run down that I tripped and fell just as a police car goes cruising by. He stops (probabl assuming im drunk. and or retarded)

Police: Ma'am are you ..alright?
Me:Uhm.. yeah, I just tripped is all

*drag myself up and dust my pants off feeling like a fool*

Police: Have you been drinking?
Me: Noo, I simply fell.

*finally look at cop*

Me:Eric?!
Police: Uh, Yeaaah? Oh Hey! Jessica!

Apparently its a small world. I used to be friends with a few cops, about 6 years ago. Apparently things never changed and it happened to be someone I knew. He checked me over, gave me a flirty smile and we caught up. How strange.

Annywho. Blog on :)