I saw the sun

And a cloud monster ATE IT!

Seriously.

Dear Weather,

My name is Jessica. I have a wedding in a month and I am severely in need of a tan.
After a terribly long winter spent indoors, my spanish skin has started to look....pale. This is simply unacceptable. I would much appreciate it if you could spray some de-cloud. My skin craves the sun, and perhaps a but of a tan. Hopefully I will not have to resort to a tanning bed or self tanner in the meantime.

Yes, I understand it is possibly to get sun even with clouds. However I feel it is impossible to sit outside when it is raining, snowing, below 50 degrees or the clouds are so thick it looks like fog.

Please take my idea into consideration!

Thanks,

Albino chica.