Stick a Fork in Me, I'm DONE

I went to the Doctor this afternoon, and it was the first time I did not spend 4 hours or more there! Score!

After answering a bunch of questions from the nurse, I was finally about to see my Doc. He inspected my ears, nose and throat. After typing furiously on his little handy-dandy laptop, he looks to me and exclaims, "You must have been sick for at least a week! Why did you not call sooner?!". Meanwhile I have only been sick for about 2 days. So where did this magic virus come from?! Apparently I am a disgusting mix of sinus ,ear and throat infections thus rendering me retarded. I am unable to breath, eat or sleep without wishing for death. My ears are continuously popping as if the altitude is changing. I have a fever.

I have 2 inhalers, 20 days of antibiotics and a nasal spray. Please god, let something kick in and dull my pain before I lose my mind. Granted I don't have some life threatening illness, but losing the ability to breath while drowning in my mucus. SIGH...