Earthquakes and other fun things

So, with all the recent earthquakes, you can imagine my surprise to be woken up to what appaeared to be an earthquake in PA! I hauled out of bed wild-eyed and smeared with drool (sexxxy). My bed room was shaking with what felt like small aftershocks of an earthquake. Or at least what I imagined them to feel like.

After frantically pulling on my cacoon of sheets and blankets and shrieking ,"EARTHQUAKE . OH MY GOD OH MY GOD", I realized my father coule be hurt somewhere. So being the super-hero I am, I rushed from my room and into his,EMPTY. As I was fleeing down the stairs shouting I noticed 5 men standing on my front yard. To say the least, they looked...work haggard and grungy. Immediately my mind filled with stories of looting and derelicts gone wild.

We have nothing of value. Go away! Then I realize the shaking has stopped. I look around and spot my father calmly eating breakfast as if we hadn't just lived through an earth quake. Did he not feel that?! Why is he not freaking out?! Is it even possible to have a earthquake in PA?

I return to my post near the window and realize the previously mentioned men are holding large equipment. Then it hits me. We were having out from porch and walk way demo'd today.

::facepalm::

After that I decided it was best to keep a low profile so i wouldn't start screaming 'flood' when then power washed the crap away.

Thats all for now!

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